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Sun 22 Jul 2012 02:35:02
Name :WRT
Email :just wonderin'
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Good one! Not sure if any definition of "tight" fits, but very clever!
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Sun 22 Jul 2012 02:25:47
Name :just wonderin'
Email :
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What does 'WRT' stand for? White, Right and Tight?
Sat 21 Jul 2012 06:40:36
Name :Cranky Stanky
Email :Guiessing Games and ELO
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Did Robert Tankersly hanker for ELO? Yes, Jeff Lynne is and was a musical genius. He is only worth $11.5 million today. He had to pay out some dinero in lawsuits. When I saw ELO in the 70's I nearly went berserk. What amazing arrangements, vocals, and instruments. Even some of the 1st laser shows live.And he was the force behind the Traveling Willougby's that included Bruce and Roy. The media and other sources have sure duped the kids today. Most of their untalented selections don't even play a musical instrument much less have a real singing voice. Even in the crooner times there was excellent voices. Just what are the new kids on the block going to listen to when they are 75? Junk????
Sat 21 Jul 2012 05:02:49
Name :Evil Hank
Email :WRT
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Why the hell not??.. are you on a "most wanted" list???

I promise I won't torment you... (yeah, right)

Let me ask you.. did you ever dance to "disco"?




Sat 21 Jul 2012 04:53:29
Name :WRT
Email :Obi
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Nope.
Sat 21 Jul 2012 04:00:35
Name :Evil Hank
Email :WRT
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Can you at least tell my your class year?

Sat 21 Jul 2012 03:29:34
Name :Evil Hank
Email :WRT
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Let me and the "peeps" be a judge of how you looked.

Send me some photos.. unless!!.. you are a big fat CHICKEN HEART!!

Fri 20 Jul 2012 11:27:46
Name :WRT
Email :Obi
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I've never looked like a Beatle, Beach Boy, or Elvis. I WISH! Even the current Ringo would be a big improvement!
Fri 20 Jul 2012 04:53:52
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :WRT
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You are dancing around my request.

I want a photo of you.. to see if you look like a Beatle.. or Elvis.

I suspect that you look like one of the "Beach Boys"... lol

Fri 20 Jul 2012 01:18:55
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :WRT
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LOL.. hahahaha

Fri 20 Jul 2012 01:13:15
Name :WRT
Email :
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I love ELO! Jeff Lynne is a musical genius and a Beatle buddy.

I watched those videos, Henry, that Elvis sure can sing. But the Beatles are better lip synchers.
Thu 19 Jul 2012 04:10:41
Name :Bing Crosby
Email :Wishing he could do this Do Ya Version
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ELO was magnificent. To bad that kids today don't have any music that can rival Elvis, The Beatles, AC/DC, ELO, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Boston, Etc.

Only country is still very good, always; but Garth Brooks really brought home the bacon and had an unbelievable following and sales.


ELO's 'Do Ya' (Live in concert)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKC-weHQCUQ
Thu 19 Jul 2012 03:08:57
Name :Lawrence Welk
Email :Wishing he had a band like ELO
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Remember ELO? What a sensational orchestra band. Jeff knocked 'em out too.

Check out 'Do Ya'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKC-weHQCUQ

or just Google 'ELo" video of 'Do Ya' or their Top 25 Songs






Thu 19 Jul 2012 03:06:24
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :WRT
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Send me a photo of you. I want to see if you look like a Beatle or more like Elvis.

Just curious.

Mon 16 Jul 2012 10:03:01
Name :WRT
Email :
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I just heard the Beatles' Ticket to Ride on the radio. It reminded me of what a great song it is. I love the way the verses start with John singing alone. Then Paul helps out in the middle and then John finishes the verse solo. The contrast this produces is musical GENIUS! Paul is actually playing the guitar that you hear at the opening of the song. He wasn't just a bassist. And Paul showed Ringo how the drumming should sound. Paul was clearly the most talented Beatle.
Sun 15 Jul 2012 07:20:49
Name :Evil Hank
Email :racists accusers
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I want to prove to you politically correct people that I'm a racist.

I'm attracted to Caucasian women, in particular, blondes and redheads. That makes me a racist, right? politically incorrect.

I am not attracted to "ethnic" women... dark skinned women. I think that makes me a racist, right?

You know what.. I don't really give a crap whether you like it or not.. and you can label me as a racist or not.. knock yourself out.

I know you like to know this stuff about me.. LOL

Sun 08 Jul 2012 10:09:51
Name :To MOTOWN
Email :Fom PAW
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Everything they wore looked two sizes too small.
Sat 07 Jul 2012 08:12:53
Name :MOTOWN
Email :WRT
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I remember back in the day when we had the beatles invasion! LOL The guy's went out and bought beatle boots and got grew that fag hairdo!Black suits with skin tight pants! HA! What a laugh.
Sat 07 Jul 2012 08:09:11
Name :MOTOWN
Email :WRT
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Beatles SUCK!
Sat 07 Jul 2012 05:47:52
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :WRT
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You know.. I would really like to know what you look like.

Maybe you look like Elvis.. or maybe you look like a Beatle.. or maybe you look like a NERD.

When are you going to tell me who you are? Send me a private email.. I promise I wont torment you.. LOL

Sat 07 Jul 2012 02:20:35
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :WRT
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LMAO!!!!... HAHAHAHAHAHAA...

The day you turn Democrat or appreciate ELVIS.. is the day that Donald Trump gets a crew cut!!!

YOU GIANT DUFUS!!!

Sat 07 Jul 2012 12:40:20
Name :WRT
Email :
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Lately, after these Beatle/Elvis encounters, I catch myself singing "Teddy Bear" under my breath. I change the lyrics to "Sweaty Bear", but I wonder what singing it could mean. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Is Henry turning me into a Democrat?
Sat 07 Jul 2012 10:22:11
Name :WRT
Email :
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The Beatles singing Elvis songs is like Rembrandt painting houses.
Sat 07 Jul 2012 10:16:53
Name :WRT
Email :Southern Boy
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Wikipedia doesn't say WHO Jailhouse Rock is known by as the first music video, but I'll give you that point. That's good evidence in your favor. I'm convinced.
Fri 06 Jul 2012 06:30:37
Name :Evil Hank
Email :peeps and looky loos
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Ok here is the deal...

I was laying on my couch, watching TV, minding my own business... and this program comes on, called "Manswers". It's a program for guys.

Anyway.. the question was... "what is the FIRST thing men look at when they see a woman".

Apparently there have been studies on this.. LOL

Well, you would be WRONG on your first 3 guesses. The study gave a bunch of men girlie magazines and had them electronically hooked up to detect their eye movements.

Like I said, your first 3 answers are wrong. The first thing men look at when they see a girl/woman (something like 38% of the time) is her FACE!!!

The explanation is.. men are looking for clues.. from her facial expression, to see if she is flirty, horny, stand-offish, mean, receptive, WHATEVER!!!

I kinda agree. I do the same thing.. but.. I'm looking at the HAIR also.. to see if her hair is long enough that she can do a "hair flip"... if so, she's got my attention big time!!

I know you like knowing this stuff about me, don't pretend you don't!!

Fri 06 Jul 2012 01:40:16
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :WRT
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Another thing.. when Elvis was in his early prime.. there were several artists who tried to copy his VOICE... like Ral Donner, Conway Twitty, Jerry Lee Lewis.... and to a lesser extent, Roy Orbison.

Conversely, several bands copied the Beatles.. most successfully the Rolling Stones.. who I think, did it better then the Beatles. The Beatles were more "pop".. the Stones were more Rock n Roll. I like the Stones better then the Beatles.. ;-)
Fri 06 Jul 2012 01:33:38
Name :Henry
Email :WRT
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You know.. I just thunk of another talent? that Elvis had over the Beatles.

I DON'T KNOW.. but I think Elvis did his own on stage choreography.. and the Beatles were probably "handled".

Elvis did his own hip shakin moves early in his career.. then later he incorporated his karate moves into his stage performance.. which are the moves all his impersonators use today...

Tom Jones tried to do the "hip shaken".. but he could never do the karate moves... it's Elvis, always Elvis.

Fri 06 Jul 2012 12:22:38
Name :Southern Boy
Email :Maybe, Maybe Not
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We could if we wanted to say that 'Muddy Waters' made the first music video or that Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' was the first ever, etc. However, it is what the 'Intention' was that counts.

From Wikipedia, " in the The Jailhouse single, with its B-side "Treat Me Nice," was a US #1 hit for 7 weeks in the fall of 1957, and a UK #1 hit for three weeks early in 1958. In addition, "Jailhouse Rock" spent one week at the top of the country charts[2] and reached the #2 position on the R&B charts.[3]

Also in 1957, "Jailhouse Rock" was the lead song in an EP (extended play single), together with other songs from the film, namely "Young and Beautiful," "I Want to be Free," "Don't Leave Me Now," and "(You're So Square) Baby I Don't Care." It topped the Billboard EP charts, eventually selling an additional two million copies and earning another double-platinum RIAA certification.

In 2005, the song was re-released in the UK and reached #1 for a single week. The song, which is an example of simple verse form, eventually sold four million copies in the US, thus earning a Double Platinum certification by the RIAA.

The video of the song by Elvis is known as the FIRST MUSIC VIDEO.
Fri 06 Jul 2012 11:46:13
Name :WRT
Email :Southern Boy
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"He performed "Jailhouse Rock" and that my friends was the first ever music video."

That's a real reach. I've looked up a few "history of music videos" websites and none of them even mention Jailhouse Rock. By the way, the whole idea for that performance was stolen from the movie "The Girl Can't Help It". In any case, we already knew none of it was Elvis' idea.
Fri 06 Jul 2012 11:32:02
Name :Southern Boy
Email :1st Music Video
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Guess what? It was Elvis who Made the First Ever Music Video He performed "Jailhouse Rock" and that my friends was the first ever music video.

When he died, Elvis Had $5 Million in His Bank Account. A couple of years later it was $45 million and counting.

Eventually and still counting, over $250 million in various accounts.



Fri 06 Jul 2012 11:25:09
Name :Southern Boy
Email :The Peoples Champion
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In 1972 Elvis gave Muhammad Ali a $10000 robe with “The Peoples Champion” inscribed on it. Ali wore the robe on March 31, 1973 when he lost to Ken Norton.
Fri 06 Jul 2012 10:40:24
Name :WRT
Email :NOT
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"The Beatles were great, but must we be bombarded with Beatle music every weekend?"

I feel your pain! I agree with you, we should be bombarded on the week days, too!
Fri 06 Jul 2012 10:38:19
Name :WRT
Email :Da Best of Da Beatles
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You have to be a serious Beatle aficionado to list songs like, "You're Going to Lose That Girl", "I'm Happy Just to Dance with You", "Do You Want to Know a Secret", "The Night Before", "Thank You Girl", and "Oh! Darling" among your favorite Beatle songs! I'm impressed! I REALLY love "The Night Before", but my current favorite, for about 15 years, has been "Martha My Dear".

Did you know, Paul plays the lead guitar in "Back in the USSR"?

Thu 05 Jul 2012 07:12:17
Name :NOT
Email :Da Beatles
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The Beatles were great, but must we be bombarded with beatle music every weekend? NO! It's getting too old.
Thu 05 Jul 2012 05:35:54
Name :PAW
Email :
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I really like a couple of those songs but only when performed by people with good voices and certainly not the beatles.
But, again, it's all in the ears of the listener.
Thu 05 Jul 2012 05:35:20
Name :Da Best of Da Beatles
Email :
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These three are probably my top favorites:

"Back in the U.S.S.R."
"Twist and Shout"
"I Saw Her Standing There"(Well she was just 17!)

The rest would be on my deserted island CD:

"You're Going to Lose That Girl"
"I'm Happy Just to Dance with You"
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
"Tell Me Why"
"Run for Your Life"
"I Should Have Known Better"
"The Night Before"
"If I Fell"
"Thank You Girl"
"You Can't Do That"
"Money (That's What I Want)"
"Get Back"
"Oh! Darling"
"Come Together"
Wed 04 Jul 2012 10:46:16
Name :WRT
Email :Obi
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The greatest song the Beatles even did? That's too subjective. Personally, I like the lesser-known Beatle tunes. And in my opinion all but the very worst Beatles songs are superior to ANY Elvis song. But if forced to suggest, for starters I would say there ain't an Elvis song alive that can compete with...All My Loving, And I Love Her, She's a Woman, I Feel Fine, Ticket to Ride, Yesterday, I'm Only Sleeping, Eleanor Rigby, A Day in the Life, Strawberry Fields Forever, All You Need is Love, Hey Jude, Let it Be, The Long and Winding Road, Here Comes the Sun, or Something. Take your pick.
Wed 04 Jul 2012 10:28:42
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :WRT
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That comment (sex and raw power) didn't come from me.. I was quoting other talented artists.

But, how do you 'esplain my lub for you?... you cant be seriously put that in a sexual context. Can you?

Wed 04 Jul 2012 10:21:33
Name :WRT
Email :Obi
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Elvis has raw power and sex in his voice? Well, I'll go ahead and give you that one. I'd NEVER claim the Beatles, or any other man, had sex in his voice. I wouldn't even be able to recognise it in a man. ESPECIALLY when he's singing with a woman. I think your obsessive Elvis infatuation is starting to tread on dangerous ground. Gotcha!
Wed 04 Jul 2012 05:08:55
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :WRT
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Hows about this... hows about you tell me what the greatest song the Beatles wrote and sang.. and I'll put up an Elvis song/video for comparison?

Wed 04 Jul 2012 02:22:26
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :WRT
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hahahaha.. well, I guess it's hopeless then.

At least I'll know I'm annoying the hell out of you with Elvis videos... that's my consolation prize!!!... HENRY SCORES!!!

Wed 04 Jul 2012 01:48:51
Name :WRT
Email :Obi
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"I'm gonna win you over to my Elvis side"

You've got a better chance of turning me into a Democrat.
Mon 02 Jul 2012 08:54:45
Name :Cutter
Email :Elvis'
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Nice material. All darn good. See cody Slaughter too.
have that happy E

Mon 02 Jul 2012 03:21:22
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :WRT
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I cant believe you could even put the Beatles on the same level as Elvis.

You are such a grasshoppah.. Elvis changed the world!!!

I'm gonna win you over to my Elvis side.. if I have to come over to your house and smack you up side your head.. LOL

Mon 02 Jul 2012 09:02:24
Name :Henry
Email :Ralph
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By the way.. I misread your post... you said "the kitchen at George's". I thought you said 'THE' Kitchen"... George's 2nd restaurant after he closed George's.

So.. I agree with you. Sorry.

Mon 02 Jul 2012 08:51:44
Name :Ralph
Email :
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I'll have to ask Vic when I see him, whenever that might be.
Sun 01 Jul 2012 03:31:26
Name :Evil Hank
Email :WRT/Ralph
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Regarding the photo of Vic and George... I don't remember the wooden posts in the background of George's.

But my recall ain't too gooder.

Sun 01 Jul 2012 03:13:43
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Ralph
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I don't know.. I'm just using logic.

Vic Murayama is class of '57... I think he would have worked at George's (before George created the "Kitchen").

It's kinda hard to believe Vic would still be working as a fry cook when the "Kitchen" was created.

But, I don't know.

Sun 01 Jul 2012 02:53:47
Name :Ralph
Email :
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Vic Murayama worked in the kitchen at George's. I'm sure he would remember.
Sun 01 Jul 2012 12:36:31
Name :Evil Hank
Email :WRT
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I don't think I can describe George's tacos. My memory ain't so gooder. I just remember I LOVED them. Maybe Ralph remembers.

If memory serves, George's staff were mostly, if not all, Mar Vista High School kids. So there are probably many oldies that can tell you what they used and how they made them.

Sun 01 Jul 2012 12:05:40
Name :Henry
Email :Ralph
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Oh right, sure, I forgot everybody but YOU that helped me move! DUH!!!!

I was talking to goofy about Don and you.. so I mentioned the tacos and the move to IB. I wasn't remembering the moving EVENT.. I just talked about your PART in the event, because I was talking about what the Evens boys did for me.

Sun 01 Jul 2012 08:18:22
Name :Ralph
Email :
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"And YOU... drove all the way to Orange County, Lake Forest.. and packed up all my stuff and brought me back to Imperial Beach. And neither of you asked for anything in return"

Don't forget Joe McCurdy and all of the people who helped unload all of your "stuff" and haul it upstairs.

All good people.
Sat 30 Jun 2012 10:18:12
Name :WRT
Email :Obi
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Can you describe a taco from George's? I never had the privilege.
Sat 30 Jun 2012 04:52:46
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Ralph
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By the way... Don would always ask me what I wanted (at George's Drive-in)... I would always say "two tacos".. the truth is, I wanted FOUR TACOS...

Don't tell Don that.. lets just keep that between me and thee


Sat 30 Jun 2012 04:46:12
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Ralph
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Your brother bought me tacos at Georges drive-in after every Sunday School... Don looked after me.

And YOU... drove all the way to Orange County, Lake Forest.. and packed up all my stuff and brought me back to Imperial Beach. And neither of you asked for anything in return.

What's up with the Evans brothers???


Sat 30 Jun 2012 12:06:24
Name :Sweet Hank
Email :Ralph
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LOL....HAHAHAAHAHA... I would have been fine if you hadn't pushed me!!!

Sat 30 Jun 2012 11:33:02
Name :Ralph
Email :
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Especially at his advanced age and condition.
Sat 30 Jun 2012 11:32:17
Name :Ralph
Email :
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goofy,

"I'm sorry to hear that, falls suck. Ralph? Why did you park with your passenger on a bush?"

I parked between the lines. Henry needs to learn to walk around things instead of trying to step over or through things.
Fri 29 Jun 2012 09:04:24
Name :Henry
Email :goofy
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Oh, sorry.. I didn't mean to mislead you. That was about a month ago. I was fine, I severely bruised my bicep area, but that was it. But it's all healed up now. I'm fine.

Fri 29 Jun 2012 06:07:33
Name :goofy
Email :
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I'm sorry to hear that, falls suck. Ralph? Why did you park with your passenger on a bush? And wheres the video? Seriously though, I wish you safe footing and mending Obi-Jaun. Try to slow it down and judge the terrain ahead, your mind is still convinced it inhabits a younger more agile body.
Thu 28 Jun 2012 09:43:55
Name :Evil Hank
Email :old age has some draw backs...
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You know.. I always heard about old people falling down and not being able to get up.. and breaking bones and such.

Now I finally understand it. I couldn't understand that before.. but now I understand. 'cuz I'm living it.

I went to the moves several weeks ago.. with Ralph Evans.. and when I tried to get in his truck I fell over a bush that I was trying to climb over... I couldn't stop myself.. I stumbled on to the pavement.

But what was most amazing is.. It took me a while to get up.. and when I was falling I couldn't catch my balance.. this would have NEVER happened 20-30 years ago. I would have done a back flip and landed on my feet with a TA TA!!!

Have any of you ever seen that TV program with Red Fox.. "Sanford and Son"??.. do you remember how he walked.. well, I'm walking the same way today. It ain't as funny as it used to was.



Sun 24 Jun 2012 11:19:53
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
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Can I have that song? I know that is being needy, but Wow it hit me like a brick. It stirs up a memory that I think I'd like to relive for at least a second or two.
Sun 24 Jun 2012 05:35:34
Name :d
Email :
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crapola I meant 2002
Sun 24 Jun 2012 05:35:05
Name :d
Email :
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By the way I liked that 202 coreographed video. Very interesting and it catches your eye (even when you can't see very well)
Sun 24 Jun 2012 05:33:33
Name :d
Email :Hankster Prankster
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Right after that one. LOL
Sun 24 Jun 2012 05:29:20
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :d
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Was it the video of you nekked?


Sun 24 Jun 2012 05:22:14
Name :d
Email :
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Is King Creole the one I was thinking about them going on a trip. Geeze I hate being old. It is starting to suck.
I'm trying to find that video I sent to you maybe a year ago of that great duet that looked so real.Do you remember it?
Sun 24 Jun 2012 05:10:37
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :Cowboy Elivs/d
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One of the Elvis's movies I liked was King Creol.. I think it's because it had several songs in it that I liked.

I'm trying to find it to download.

Sun 24 Jun 2012 05:08:47
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :Cowboy Elvis
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I forgot about Charro.. I don't remember it much. I'll have to check it out. Thanks.

Sun 24 Jun 2012 04:50:49
Name :d
Email :Hankster
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There two besides the cowboy one and One was he was a half breed He was so hot in that one but I still couldn't join the screaming groupies. There is one where his hillbilly family moved out west. Dang I don't remember the name but I liked it a lot.
Sun 24 Jun 2012 04:29:32
Name :Cowboy Elvis
Email :
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In my opinion the best movie Elvis ever made was Charro from 1969. It's a true western by the definition. Slow moving western, very much like Eastwood's old westerns. Elvis plays a cool, quiet, wrongly-accused cowboy looking for the real culprits. Elvis' best drama by far. A must see.
Sun 24 Jun 2012 03:55:44
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :d
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I think Elvis made 31 movies. His first 3 movies (Love Me Tender, Loving You and Jailhouse Rock) were serious kind of movies and (TO ME) showed that he had talent as a movie actor.. and could have been a GREAT actor!!

But Elvis's subsequent movies were all EXPLOITATION movies. Just for the cash by his greedy handlers.

I think the Beatles made 5 movies.. I think they were all EXPLOITATION movies.. in my opinion, the Beatles demonstrated NO acting ability what so ever in those movies. It wasn't required, so who knows?

Thing about Elvis's goofy, exploitation movies is.. the songs were nothing to admire. But one of those songs (A Little Less Conversation) he sang in a 1968 movie was used for a Nike commercial in 2002.. and it became a HUGE hit with the teens of today.. and went to #1 all over the world.

Yep, the teens of today discovered Elvis was still relevant.. and they rocked with him.


Sun 24 Jun 2012 03:37:29
Name :d
Email :
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It's now or never
My luv can't wait.
Sun 24 Jun 2012 03:35:26
Name :d
Email :Hankie
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Do you think that some of the songs that were in Elvis' movies upped the sales a lot. I didn't loike going to the Palm Theater when Elvis movies were on. I hate screamin groupies. OI just want to watch the show. Am I bad? I do luv Elvis mostly his music. The movies were pretty silly. Except for maybe was it Blue Hawaii? I liked the story there.
Sun 24 Jun 2012 02:43:36
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :d
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Just for funzies.. I looked up on the internet to see what Elvis's biggest selling Single was.. vs the Beatles biggest selling single. This is what I found:

ELVIS: "It's Now or Never" was the all time biggest selling single for Elvis. As stated above 20 to 29 million.

BEATLES: "I Want To Hold Your Hand" with 12 million copies.

WHATEVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NO COMPARISON)
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I tried to find a comparison of the biggest ALBUM sales.. Beatles vs Elvis. I think the Beatles win. BUT!!!!!! there seems to be a BIG caveat:.. to wit:

"So why do Elvis' achievements look less than Beatles?

Information about accounting methods:

1. The basis for RIAA’s overall artist announcements totally exclude singles of which Elvis is the true king. When Elvis changed the sales standards of pop music, singles were the normal product. In 1956 Elvis first album sold 300,000 thousand copies and his single of Hound Dog and Don't Be Cruel sold more than 3 million in comparison"
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Elvis is KING.. there is NO COMPARISON.. LOL

Sun 24 Jun 2012 01:32:50
Name :#1 stalker
Email :
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I concur with your comparison. Oh and I am also one of those looky loos thingies.
Sun 24 Jun 2012 01:20:03
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :your not a fan
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au contraire, my grasshoppah.

I like the Beatles.. I would say I am a "fan" of the Beatles. I'm a fan of a LOT of musical artists. But.. compared to Elvis.. well, there is no comparison in level of fannyness.

Sun 24 Jun 2012 01:04:10
Name :Evil Hank
Email :stalkers
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Speaking for myself.. I'm PRO stalking.. but ANTI bed bugs.

Sun 24 Jun 2012 01:02:31
Name :you're not a fan
Email :
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Beatles.
Sun 24 Jun 2012 12:53:56
Name :#1 stalker
Email :You know who you are
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When I get bored I stalk certain persons. I was listening to the Beattles and heard Good Night. It reminded me of how many times I always close my stalking with that. The only thing missing in that song is about the bed bugs biting. LOL
Sat 23 Jun 2012 05:23:53
Name :Evil Hank
Email :peeps and looky loos
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Guys.. if you loan me your hot wife for a day.. I'll promise NOT to be ME.

Not gonna happen, is it.

Sat 23 Jun 2012 04:42:53
Name :Evil Hank
Email :peeps and looky loos..
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I NEED A DATE!!!

I contacted my old friend Joe Fate. He was a bartender that worked in Costa Mesa, at Pierce St. Annex.. a night club. I used to go there 5 nights a week, in the '80-'90s.

Anyway, Joe is married and I'm not. We are talking about meeting in our old haunt.. Pierce St Annex for a drink. Joe married one of the hot girlie bartenders (Gilly), and is still married to her today.

Soooo.. I need a date. I haven't had a date in over 5yrs. I'm thinkin it would be nice to meet him with a hot chick on my arm.

Not gonna happen is it. Maybe one of you guys will let me borrow your wife for a day?.. not gonna happen is it. LOL

rum n coke #8



Thu 21 Jun 2012 02:57:55
Name :Evil Hank
Email :goofy
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Kitty's lineage/heritage is "Lebanese"... if she had told me that up-front I might have not used my charm on her..

I ain't usually attracted to exotic, non-white? girls. I likes me some American blondes.

Does that make me a racist?.. oh well...

By the way, I told Kitty that I had posted her photos on this board. So.. I ain't dishonest or as bad as you think I am.

I have never, and never will, betray a trust...

Wed 20 Jun 2012 03:25:49
Name :Evil Hank
Email :goofy
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I don't know what "providence" means.

If it means I'm still pretty.. then I agree.


Wed 20 Jun 2012 10:28:24
Name :goofy
Email :
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I know you know it! I defend, stand up for and acknowledge your right and providence to building shrines (in your own way) to the fairer sex, especially those you have known. I think the girls who are flattered deserve to be and the ones who are not probably just don't know they could be. That will get me hollered at in my own home. :)
Tue 19 Jun 2012 05:13:01
Name :Evil Hank
Email :goofy
Message

Yeah, I know I'm shameless... but I have two retorts...

1) I never denied being shameless, in fact I've said it many times.

2) I'm still PRETTY!!!

"EVIL" Hank... get it?.. get it?.. the Evil part??
Tue 19 Jun 2012 04:26:30
Name :goofy
Email :
Message
Obi San you are shameless. :^)
Sat 16 Jun 2012 07:18:15
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :Charge!
Message

hmmm.. I'm gonna guess you are M.H.

right?

Sat 16 Jun 2012 07:16:01
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Charge!
Message

Ok you big dufus... let me say this about that..

1) you lub me.. and that's a FACT JACK!

2) Kitty cant get over her some Elvis Hank.. EVER!!

3) no girlie-poo I ever have dated will EVER get over Elvis Hank

4) I'm STILL purtty.. and you're NOT!!

5) Elvis Hank has always, and still does, have control.. cuz I'm vewy, vewy charming!!

Sat 16 Jun 2012 06:56:15
Name :Charge !
Email :Goober Henry
Message
Looks like that 'squaw' stole your Cavalry hat.. guess she spun your head pretty easy, huh? lol

BTW Goober.. it's Cavalry not Calvary. Just remember, you are looking for 'Injuns'.. you're not looking to be saved. Lord have mercy. lol
Sat 16 Jun 2012 02:16:15
Name :Evil Hank
Email :WRT
Message

I contacted the Pierce St. Annex bar owner. And he gave me "Joe's" phone number. I called Joe and got his answer machine. Left him a message..Waiting for him to call me back.

Fri 15 Jun 2012 10:31:02
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
Well I just doubled my resistance pills. I hope it doesn't break your heart.
Bye the way you are still the sexiest old fart I've ever known. HA HA HA HA
Good thing I don't live there, I'm a good stalker.
Fri 15 Jun 2012 12:56:23
Name :WRT
Email :Hank
Message
You never told us if you learned anything about the fate of Joe Fate.
Thu 14 Jun 2012 10:13:49
Name :Evil Hany poo
Email :d
Message

My sweetheart.. you cain't help but lub me.. I am sooo charming... you are one lucky girlie poo... 'cuz I'm irresistible.. that's a FACT JACK!!.. LOL

Thu 14 Jun 2012 09:25:50
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
I luv ya so much I hate you? LOL That's number one
Whatcha wanna do that for??? LOL
Number two
Keep your (******) in tact....I never do nuthin I don't wanna do...LOL
number three
I remember saying that enough times...HA HA HA HA HA
Thu 14 Jun 2012 07:06:56
Name :Evil Hank
Email :looky loos and peeps
Message

Ain't I the most narcissistic, egomaniac, a-hole you have ever me?.. I THINK SO!!

But this is MY board and I can "act out" any way I want. If you don't want to be offended then don't read my board!!! 'cuz it's always about ME, ME, ME!!!

Thu 14 Jun 2012 05:36:00
Name :d
Email :
Message
Anything is possible. Dreams just don't make sense any more. Maybe it's from this Hatfields and McCoys mini series. LOL
Thu 14 Jun 2012 05:16:28
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

I haven't worn a shirt and tie since I retired in Jan of 2007.

Possibly you were thinking of that Beatles Album cover.

Thu 14 Jun 2012 10:55:58
Name :d
Email :
Message
I had this dream. Sexy, handsome Hankypoo was walking down the street in a nice shirt and tie and slacks, but he was barefooted and had a beard! LOL
Tue 12 Jun 2012 06:53:15
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :legs photo story
Message

Ok.. here is the story for the photo above.

I don't remember the era.. late 60's.. early 70's.. I don't know..

Anyway, I liked this HOT girl.. and she invited me to a party. So I took her to the party. I was sooo naive and inexperienced.

Well, everybody sat around the floor and started smoking "weed".. but it was more then "weed".. it was "Hashish"... I had never smoked weed before, much less hashish.. I took a "toke", a few "tokes".. It didn't do much for me, but everybody else got "high".

NO!!.. I didn't get "laid".. in fact I don't remember much else. LOL. All I remember was, I was not "hip" enough for that crowd.. I was a "square" in a "hip" world... oh well.

Tue 12 Jun 2012 05:55:25
Name :Evil Hank
Email :dear diary
Message

I guess it's an "old thing".. cuz I think I'm going through my 2nd "mid-life-crises".

I've already been through ONE "mid-life-crises".. and it seems I'm going through it again.

I want my youth back.. I want my '79 Corvette back.. I want my hair back.. I want my HOT BOD back.. I want to be attractive to women again.

I'm bored... I want the exciting times back. I didn't expect to live this long.. I'm ready to make a pact with the DEVIL.. devil, are you listing??.. lets talk... LOL

Mon 11 Jun 2012 05:20:33
Name :Evil Hanky poo
Email :being mushy
Message

I cant be the only OLDIE that gets nostalgic...

I've been searching for old friends on the internet. I was looking for an old friend named "Joe Fate". He was a bartender at the Pierce St. Annex in Costa Mesa in the 80's-90's.

I couldn't find him on the internet.. so I called the Pierce St. Annex.. and WHALA.. it's still there. Pierce St. Annex was a bar/night club where I would spend about 5 nights a week drinking and dancing.

I got to know the owners, all the bartenders and cocktail waitresses... I had many, many, many, fun times.

Anyway, I called PSA today and one of the owners is still there (Doug). He said the place is still there, and is still the same.. and he reminded me that I still have my photo/caricature pic on the wall. And invited me to come back and visit.

I want to go visit.. but I know I'll drink.. so I have to have a driver.. any volunteers?.. LOL

Ain't the internet grande??.. lol



Sun 10 Jun 2012 06:38:48
Name :Evil Hank
Email :wanna Evil Hank
Message

Kitty dedicated the song "Nobody Does It Better" to me.. it's our song. I can be vewy, vewy charming.. and I'm irresistible.. LOL

hahaha.. but trust me, you don't want no OLD, FAT, UGLY Evil Hank.

Sun 10 Jun 2012 05:00:30
Name :Wanna Evil Hank
Email :
Message
Wait...there's a woman in the pictures? I saw sexy Hank but didn't see no female!
Sat 09 Jun 2012 07:40:14
Name :WRT
Email :
Message
"Charge!" must be a woman 'cause I don't think any of us guys noticed that Henry was even in those pictures!
Fri 08 Jun 2012 07:23:04
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Charge!
Message

Yep, I was in the Calvary.. as you can plainly see, I couaghted me an Indian squaw...

Fri 08 Jun 2012 10:07:06
Name :Charge !
Email :
Message
I didn't know Henry was in the Cavalry.
Thu 07 Jun 2012 08:12:25
Name :Evil Hanky poo
Email :looky loos
Message

If you are reading this page.. DON'T YELL AT ME.. this is my page!!.. what part of EVIL-Elvis Hank don't you understand!!!

It's ALWAYS about ME, ME, ME!!!

Wed 06 Jun 2012 12:23:05
Name :WRT
Email :Obi
Message
"Except.. the person I saw standing by the road, when me and my wife were coming back from Arizona was a woman in an old timey dress. AND, it happened years BEFORE I rescued the man and his dog in the middle of the desert."

Well...if you're going to nitpick every little detail...!
Tue 05 Jun 2012 08:01:52
Name :Misty Blue
Email :Good Deed
Message
Hank, You do have a touch of a good heart.
Tue 05 Jun 2012 04:17:51
Name :Elvis Hank
Email :WRT
Message

Looking at that photo makes me nostalgic for that car. It was a Lincoln.. some '70's year. Damn that thing was HUGE.. but comfortable and stylish. It was a tank in sheep's clothing.. LOL

But it looked good a drove like I was on a cloud. I WANT MY LINCOLN BACK!!!!...

Elvis Hank.. in his big white Lincoln... was I hot or what!!!

Of course you know.. it's ALWAYS about ME.. ME.. ME!!!

Tue 05 Jun 2012 04:10:10
Name :Evil Hank
Email :WRT
Message

hahahaha.. you remember that story??... LOL

Except.. the person I saw standing by the road, when me and my wife were coming back from Arizona was a woman in an old timey dress. AND, it happened years BEFORE I rescued the man and his dog in the middle of the desert.

Unless.. I passed through a worm hole.. a time warp.. or my life is just a dream, and there is no reality.. LOL

Tue 05 Jun 2012 11:21:44
Name :WRT
Email :Obi
Message
Maybe that mysterious person you saw walking in the desert that night was this guy's ghost saying "thanks".
Mon 04 Jun 2012 03:47:32
Name :Evil Hank
Email :you think I don't have a heart?.. WRONG!!
Message

I just got contacted by an old girlfriend from the '70's-80's. She found me on the internet. We have been reminiscing.

Anyway, it reminded me of this time Kitty and me were driving back from Arizona. And in the middle of the desert we came upon this guy walking along side the road with his dog.

I stopped and asked him "what on gods earth are you and your doing walking in the middle of the desert"? He said his car broke down.

I picked him and his dog up and drove him to a dinner, and got him and his dog some food and water. Then I drove them all they way to his house.. WAY out of my way.. but that was when I had a HEART. Before my heart turned all black and everything...

Yep, I rescued me a human bean and his dog.. cuz I'm SUPER HANKY POO!!!

And you thought I didn't have a heart.. WRONG!!!

Sat 02 Jun 2012 03:00:17
Name :d
Email :Hanky poo
Message
Your Mom is almost as beautiful as mine. Of course I am predjudiced. But I wonder, what happened in the gene pool? Why didn't we get ALL their good genes?
Sat 02 Jun 2012 01:47:50
Name :Evil Hank
Email :babbling
Message

I have been married.. ONE TIME. I was 19.. she was 16. She got pregnant and our parents forced us to get married.. that's the way it was in the oldie days.

My point?.. my point is.. that was 50 yrs ago. And then I got divorced after 5yrs of marriage. And I've never been married since. I've been single for EVER. So..What does that mean?.. I don't know.

I guess my wonderment is.. I've always heard that there is ONE girl for every man. So I wonder.. have I missed my girl?.. or is she still in my future?

I'm just talking to myself.. cuz THIS IS MY BOARD!!!

Fri 01 Jun 2012 10:53:29
Name :d
Email :Desert
Message
I totally agree. Plus, if I ever could afford it, I wouldn't live through another move. LOL
Thu 31 May 2012 06:45:52
Name :Desert Blanket
Email :Sand Dune Life In The Hot Sun
Message
I get nostalgic for IB. However, I couldn't afford a tent there.
Wawww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue 29 May 2012 12:13:16
Name :Evil Hank
Email :mixed up dufus Hank
Message

Living in Orange County, I was nostalgic about Imperial Beach. And I wanted to come home to die.. in Imperial Beach.

The thing is, I'm living longer then I thought I would. And now I'm feeling nostalgic about living in Orange County.

Am I one confused puppy, or what!!

Sun 27 May 2012 12:57:02
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
could I get this song from you? I don't remember hearing it before.
Sun 27 May 2012 12:55:50
Name :d
Email :Hankster
Message
The last time I was there they ran the computer and reset my engine lite for free and they always have Juan take me where I need to go and pick me up too.
I forgot to go tghe 49 miles and the lite came back on and I'm sure it will be free again as I'm trying to get smogged. DANG I am alomost out of time and the holiday is killing me. Except that I get paid for having it off. HEH
HEH
All the same I do like the crew at express tire too, they sure treated mom well.
Sat 26 May 2012 01:34:31
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

Oh.. also.. I went to Gene's for a battery charge. Gene's charged my $5.. which I still owe them.

But Express Tire told me they would charge my battery for free, anytime.. because I'm a long time customer.

If I was a working man.. I would always go to Gene's. But since I only live off of Social Security, every penny counts.

Sat 26 May 2012 01:31:14
Name :Henry
Email :d
Message

I agree about "Gene's".

I didn't mean any slight to Gene's.

It's just that.. when I came back to IB in 2001.. my first car problem I took to Express Tire.

At the time I didn't even remember Gene's. And I've been going to Express ever since. And because I'm a long time customer they give me some breaks. Also they "shuttle" me from their shop to my house and back.

The ONLY reason I say Express Tire is a little cheaper is because I went to Gene's for a new battery and they quoted me a much higher price then Express Tire.

I don't remember if the battery brand was the same.. I could be way off base in my comparison. I lub me some "Gene's.

Sat 26 May 2012 06:17:43
Name :d
Email :Hankster Prankster
Message
My mom used to take her work to the express tire and I noticed they were very good and guaranteed their work. As for me I stick to Gene's 'cause they give me other good breaks. Especially when it comes to hooking up to the computer read out machine or what ever you call it.
Before he passed awqay, Gene always brought out his Az map and give me some awesome places to check out when we went there almost every year.
Fri 25 May 2012 06:11:47
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

I've been going to "Express Tire" in Imperial Beach, for many, many years. I have found them to be honest and very good mechanics.

There have been many, many times that they could have "stuck" me for more then I needed.

The cost of replacing my power steering pump was what they estimated.

I have also used Gene's auto repair in IB.. yes, "THE" Gene's. They are also trustworthy and good. But they seem to be a little more expensive then Express Tire.

Fri 25 May 2012 08:53:48
Name :d
Email :Hankster Prankster
Message
Did you have to pay as much as you were quoted for the power steering or did you get a break? I hope it was to your benefit.
Wed 23 May 2012 12:05:16
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
Awww Poor Baby...
Tue 22 May 2012 07:04:53
Name :Eric Church
Email :Springsteen
Message
A little cheer from when we were 17. Eric church knows how to bring back those great memories.

To this day when I hear that song
I see you standin' there all night long
Discount shades, store bought tan
Flip flops and cut-off jeans

Somewhere between that setting sun
I'm on fire and born to run
You looked at me and I was done
And we're, we're just getting started

I was singin' to you, you were singin' to me
I was so alive, never been more free
Fired up my daddy's lighter and we sang
Ooohh

Stayed there 'til they forced us out
And took the long way to your house
I can still hear the sound of you sayin' don't go

When I think about you, I think about 17
I think about my old jeep
I think about the stars in the sky
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like the soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Springsteen

I bumped into you by happenstance
You probably wouldn't even know who I am
But if I whispered your name
I bet there'd still be a spark

From back when I was gasoline
And this old tattoo had brand new ink
And we didn't care what your mom would think
About your name on my arm

Baby is it spring or is it summer
The guitar sound or the beat of that drummer
You hear sometimes late at night
On your radio

Even though you're a million miles away
When you hear Born in the USA
You relive those glory days
So long ago

When you think about me, do you think about 17
Do you think about my old jeep
Think about the stars in the sky
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Springsteen
Springsteen

Woah-oh-oh-oh

Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Springsteen
Springsteen
Woah Springsteen

Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh


Tue 22 May 2012 04:52:07
Name :Evil Hanky poo
Email :poor me
Message

Damn!!... I'm having a power steering problem. I took it in to the garage for a check-up. And they see a leak coming from somewhere.

The LEAST it's gonna cost me is well over $400 to replace the power steering pump. It could be more.

I HOPE YOU DEMOCRATS AND HANK-HATERS ARE HAPPY!!!

Mon 21 May 2012 10:53:30
Name :d
Email :Cutter
Message
I am still her daughter and don't mess with me. HE HE
Mon 21 May 2012 08:41:03
Name :Cutter
Email :Yikes
Message
I guess that makes all father a mf. Oops!!! Even artifical insemination?
Wed 16 May 2012 04:03:19
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

Well.. let me say this about that.. you cant be a "mother" without a "father"...

Yep.. as much as us men disgust you.. you still need us.. for some things.. LOL

Sun 13 May 2012 08:15:36
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
Now you should know that you better be nice to me. She just happens to be my mother.
Sun 13 May 2012 06:50:46
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message


Speaking of Mother Nature.. you know what "they" say... "if mom ain't happy, no one is happy"

Sun 13 May 2012 04:46:17
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
No man should get on Mother Nature's bad side especially today..LOL
Sun 13 May 2012 03:55:42
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

When I say "the dark side".. I really mean "nature's side"..

"man" will NEVER, EVER suppress or control Mother Nature... no matter how many moral/religious laws he creates.

The heart wants what the heart wants.. PERIOD!!

You can control your actions/behavior, but you cant control your feelings.

And that's a FACT JACK!!! Trust you pappy on that.


Sun 13 May 2012 03:47:13
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

"Tart or tawdry" can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on your morality.

It's all in the mind of the beholder.. so there is no right or wrong answer.

You march to your drummer.. others march to their drummer.. that's the way it be's.

In my opinion.. if you have a fight with your feelings vs your indoctrination.. so, you need to think about what you are TOLD you should feel vs what you DO feel.

All I can tell you is.. It' ain't bad on the dark side.. LOL


Sun 13 May 2012 02:02:12
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
Is TART the same as TAWDRY 'cause that's what I was called many years ago. If that is bad then I'm telling a lie but if it's a good thing then I'm telling the truth. LOL
Sun 13 May 2012 01:56:09
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

You know what "they" say.. "a lady in public.. and tart behind close doors".

Hey, I don't make this stuff up, it is what it is...

Sun 13 May 2012 01:32:07
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
So all it takes is a Dolly Parton wig???? To be on the "Trashy Side" that is? LOL
Sun 13 May 2012 01:25:05
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

Well.. let me say this about that... "I like my women just a little on the trashy side".

I wouldn't be Evil Hank if I didn't...




Sun 13 May 2012 12:58:39
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
"A Wiggle In Your Walk And A Giggle In Your Talk"
"Oh Baby You Know What I Like"
Fri 04 May 2012 03:05:56
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
All of the above or take your pick...HE HE
Fri 04 May 2012 01:55:10
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

"BBFE"??...

Big Boss For Ever???

Beautiful Beyond Female Expectations?


rum n coke #4

Thu 03 May 2012 06:20:15
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
You are the BBFE...LOL
Sat 28 Apr 2012 01:30:12
Name :Evil Hank
Email :together good.. single better?
Message

I have been thinking all day long about having a Subway Sandwich... but at the last minute, I decided to have breakfast for dinner.

I'm gonna have bacon and eggs with hash browns...

Why am I telling you about this?.. because I don't know if I could do this if I was married or living with my mommy.

Being a SINGLE Messican.. I can pretty much do what the ever the hell I want to.

I can wake up in the middle of the night and go to a movie.. or I can flirt with a cute girl on the website.. I can do what ever the hell I want. That's the positive side of being single.

On the negative side.. when I'm watching TV, it would be nice to cuddle up with a girlie-poo and laugh.

I like laughing and cuddling with a girlie poo... oh well.



Thu 26 Apr 2012 04:35:04
Name :Evil Hank
Email :ladies
Message

I've always wondered, like most men,.. what the hell do women carry in their big purses. I've seen some purses almost as big as a suitcase.

I can only imagine that girls believe in the boy scout motto.. "be prepared"... am I right?

I mean, how big does your purse have to be to carry make-up, keys and a wallet?.. there must be other things that you carry, that you aren't telling us guys about.. right?


Wed 25 Apr 2012 02:17:26
Name :Evil Hank
Email :peeps and looky loos
Message

I bet you "looky loos" think I make up all this crap I talk about.. WRONG!!!

I don't lie.

Am I going to hell?.. most likely. But, if/when I go to hell, it's not because I have lied to you.

Wed 25 Apr 2012 01:31:21
Name :Evil Hanky poo
Email :groupies
Message

An alert to all my hot groupies...

My phone has been down for a couple of days. So, if you have been trying to call me to leave me sexy promises.. you'll have to wait a day or two.

I gots the cable/phone company coming over tomorrow to try and fix my phone problem.

In the mean time.. save your passion. The heart wants what the heart wants. To quote a James Bond song.. "nobody does it better"!

If I don't do it better, you will get a refund.. LOL

Mon 23 Apr 2012 01:44:22
Name :Evil Hank
Email :two thumbs up
Message

Well.. we can thank "Henry's Delivery" for the photo, who ever he/she is.

I don't make many friends.. but I do make memories.. I'm FRIGGEN UNFORGETTABLE.. lol

Mon 23 Apr 2012 01:00:41
Name :two thumbs up!
Email :
Message
That superman delivery picture has to be one of the funniest pics I have ever seen. lol
Sun 22 Apr 2012 02:22:07
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
"and I very pretty...."
Yes, I saw that on your video. You still got it...LOL...
Sun 22 Apr 2012 02:00:29
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

Animals have "bellies".. people have stomachs...

Don't believe your dictionary.. believe Ob-Juan-Cannoli.

Yeah, Yeah.. you have a belly button.. NOT!!, you have a stomach button!!!

Always remember.. I MAKE THE RULES.. I'm king of the website, and the most brilliant, wise man on the planet!.. oh, and I can be vewy, vewy charming too!!

And don't forget.. I'm still pretty!!!

Sun 22 Apr 2012 01:42:57
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
I can picture that tree with you in it trying to smoke and I laughed so hard my belly hurts.
Sun 22 Apr 2012 01:05:30
Name :Evil Hank
Email :addendum
Message

Oh.. an addendum to the story below.

Some how my step-dad found out I smoked a cigarette.. and he made me EAT one as punishment.

I don't think that was unique punishment.. I've heard it has happened to others with a '50's dad.


Sun 22 Apr 2012 12:55:30
Name :Evil Hank
Email :I ain't no good.. but!!
Message

Well.. talking about smoking.

My first REAL job was as a "box boy" for the Food King grocery store in Fairbanks Alaska.

I had to lie about my age, cuz they would not hire anybody under 16 years of age. I was only 14 but I told them I was 16.

So I got my social security card at the age of 14. At least two years before most of you grasshoppahs got yours.. and have been working ever since.. retired after 50 years of working.

Anyway... working at Food King.. I STOLE A PACK OF CIGARETTES.. YES, I SAID STOLE!!

Anyway.. what I remember is being in a tree.. by myself and trying to smoke.. they were Pall Malls.. I took a drag and just about fell off the tree. I couldn't believe why the hell anybody would want to smoke...

Stealing cigarettes at age 14.. and you wonder why I call myself "Evil Hank"!!

I ain't no good.. but!!.. I can be vewy, vewy charming...


Sun 22 Apr 2012 12:20:51
Name :d
Email :
Message
OOPS I meant smoking for the first time. JEEZE
Sun 22 Apr 2012 11:49:05
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
It could be something you did for the first time also. My first time was at the beach inbetween the rocks.
They all left me there, and I was so dizzy I couldn't walk.
Sun 22 Apr 2012 10:12:28
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
Because you screwed up, silly...LOL...
Sat 21 Apr 2012 05:03:22
Name :Evil Hank
Email :more dirt on Evil Hank
Message

Ok.. I just thinked of something.

I don't remember my exact age... but I'll guess I was about 11yrs old.

I was living in this apt complex. I was playing in the court yard.. and this 15yr old girl called me into her parents apt. Her parents were gone for the day.. and she wanted to smoke. So, she brought me into her apt.. we sat on the couch and she asked me if I had ever smoked. Of course I said no... so she lit up a cigarette and leaned over on me and asked me to "take a drag"... so I did.

Now.. looking back with adult eyes, I'm thinking she wanted more then a "smoke".

In fact.. I'm not sure I'm blacking out some of my memory... there might have been more then smoking.

Otherwise, why is that still burned into my memory... ???

Sat 21 Apr 2012 04:53:46
Name :Evil Hank
Email :peeps and looky loos
Message

I'm on "rum n coke" number 33.. and I'm trying to think of some DIRT or skeletons to tell you about.

But I think I've told you every thing I can think of.

BUT... every time I say that.. I think of something else.. LOL

Fri 20 Apr 2012 01:19:38
Name :Evil Hank
Email :not gonna win any popularity contests any time soon..
Message

Have you ever met such an obnoxious, egotistical, narcissistic, offensive, butt-head Messican as me??

I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu 19 Apr 2012 06:27:35
Name :Evil Hank
Email :WOMEN!!!
Message

Since I'm rum n coke #10. I'm gonna blab some more.. I like blabbing...

So here's the deal.. nature or god (take your pic) has burdened me with my preference for the female brats of my species. I likes me some petite blondes. BUT, I have fallen for many plump brunettes.

So I'm wondering.. is God just laughing his/her ass off, making me all confused. Is it possible that love and attraction has no rhyme or reason?

So, I'm thinking God is teasing me with petite blondes, but just for laughs he makes me fall for plump brunettes.

I am one confused puppy.

Thu 19 Apr 2012 06:04:39
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Henry's delivery
Message

hmmmm... something ain't right here. You called me "Sir".. nobody calls me sir. Most people call me a-hole or jerk, or something like that. I'm thinkin you must be new.

Are you male or female???...
Thu 19 Apr 2012 04:24:29
Name :Henry's Delivery
Email :
Message
Letter of Recommendation for Henry.

Henry is a very hard worker. He works for Anciras delivering tamales and enchiladas. I took this picture of him yesterday while he was working.

Link:

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3615/3525252831_5b0e5d652f.jpg

Henry please post this pic so all can see. Thank you, sir.
Thu 19 Apr 2012 02:48:45
Name :Evil Hank
Email :applying for a job
Message

Here's the deal... one of my life's goals was to live long enough to retire for at least 2 years.

Well.. I've met that goal. I have been retired for over 5 yrs. Sitting on my butt and playing on the computer and watching TV.

Now, I'm getting antsy to work again. I must be "F'n" crazy...

My vocation is a Manufacturing Resources Planner/Scheduler. I have reached the pinnacle of my profession.. a Supervisor of Production control.. and a MASTER Scheduler.

I can plan and schedule just about anything. The only negative is.. I get "bossy" some times. LOL

Oh.. and I have experience with Primavera.. if you are familiar with my vocation/profession, then you prolly know about Primavera software-scheduling.

If any of you rich Mariner, company owners, need someone with my expertise.. drop me a line. My preference is to work from home.. but if you are not to far in driving range.. it might work out...

Just a reminder.. Master Schedulers with Primavera experience make BIG BUCKS.. $45-$150 per hour. If you need just a regular Planner/Scheduler.. well, I would be open to that too.

Picky, ain't I...


Sat 14 Apr 2012 05:42:04
Name :Evil Hank
Email :time changes everything
Message


Here's the deal... I just had an epiphany.

I just realized that I look forward to eating more then having sex.

I wonder.... is this why women think "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach"??

I'm thinking it all depends on how old you are. When I was a younger, my "dinky" ruled my world.

Now that I'm an old, ugly, fat, bald headed and a big dufus... my priority has changed... GEE, I MUST BE A WEIRDO!!!!.... LOL

Fri 13 Apr 2012 06:13:28
Name :Evil Hank
Email :die, die, die
Message

Here's the deal: I'm a lazy retired Messican.. I spend a lot of time laying on the couch watching TV. And, I'm a "channel flipper".

So, occasionally I pause on this show call "Fatal Attractions", on the Animal Planet channel. It's about people who have exotic pets that get killed by them, and sometimes eaten by them.

My view about this is why I'm "Evil Hank"... I LOVE seeing these idiots get killed by their pet lions, tigers, bears, wolves, etc.

Not only that, I love seeing the bulls gore a matador or any of those people that "run with the bulls"...

ALSO, I love seeing those people that engage in extreme sports get killed too.

I LOVE seeing any of them get killed. To me, it's just one less idiot on the planet.

Thu 12 Apr 2012 07:59:51
Name :d
Email :
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From a mother's view I was never asked and just wondering what the little purple heart was for and that's when the Dr. said all the boys get that when they are cir....
Wed 11 Apr 2012 07:27:23
Name :Evil Hank
Email :mommies
Message

I guess what I'm curious about is...

Isn't it the mothers decision whether her new born son is circumcised or not?

So, what goes in our mom's thought processes that makes her decided one way or the other.

Mutilate my son?.. or not mutilate my son?.. which shall it be??

I guess only women/moms can answer that. The question is, why yes and why no?

Wed 11 Apr 2012 07:17:26
Name :Evil Hank
Email :to be.. or not to be
Message

Ok.. here's the deal...

I am NOT circumcised. Many men are circumcised.

I wonder.. would any adult male agree to be circumcised?.. and do women care if a man is circumcised or not?

I don't know.. I'm just asking...

Wed 11 Apr 2012 05:30:19
Name :Evil Hank
Email :being nostalgic
Message

I'm on "rum n coke" number whatever.. #33, I think.

Anyway, I'm being nostalgic and mushy. And I was thinking about some of my favorite girls in my love life. Their unique names...

Royce Nelson

Merridi Crawford

Sonni Champagne..

Those are unique girls names in my life... I was one lucky dude. I wish I could have a "do-over".. LOL

Wed 11 Apr 2012 11:25:58
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Mark
Message

Oh.. Tylenol... ok. I was thinkin it was Excedrin. But my memory is not what it once was. Thanks for the memory refresher

Wed 11 Apr 2012 12:13:21
Name :d
Email :
Message
Shazam, There is my song!
Tue 10 Apr 2012 06:54:58
Name :Mark
Email :Evil Hank
Message
No not old enough to remember it so I looked it up, it was Tylenol. You're right it did change every thing. It's sad how one person can screw it up for the rest of us.
Tue 10 Apr 2012 02:23:54
Name :d
Email :
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I remember the Halloween candy things and I was about 27 then and it was my son's first halloween. I don't want to do the math but maybe 1970. DANG that makes us look ancient, doesn't it? But that is the one thing that can't be forgotten as so many other memories are.
Tue 10 Apr 2012 11:01:47
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Mark
Message

I don't remember if this was before or after the aspirin thing... but many years ago.. someone was putting razor blades in apples and someone was putting/injecting bad stuff in candy on Halloween.

Halloween has never been the same since.

Tue 10 Apr 2012 10:55:53
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Mark
Message

Well.. the short answer is.. I don't know.

But are you old enough to remember years back when some bad guy was spiking aspirin bottles with bad stuff? And after that, there were several more products that were similarly spiked-copycatted.

I don't remember if anybody died from aspirin (Excedrin?) thing.. but it changed everything.

Mon 09 Apr 2012 07:41:24
Name :Mark
Email :Evil Hank
Message
I have never ever heard that before. Why doesn't that apply to other consumables? Strange. Glad I drink beer. lol
Mon 09 Apr 2012 07:29:59
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Mark
Message

They told me they don't take back booze.


I guess it's because some bad guy could spike the contents with something really bad.

Once you take alchohol out of the store, you cant bring it back.

Mon 09 Apr 2012 07:02:49
Name :Mark
Email :Henry
Message
The obvious qustion is why won't you take it back for a refund/exchange? That's obviously not an option for you but why?
Mon 09 Apr 2012 01:18:00
Name :Evil Hank
Email :peeps and looky loos
Message

Here's the deal. I went to Sav-On (CSV) to buy me my favorite cheap rum. And I wasn't paying attention and I boughted me 3 bottles of cheap Brandy instead of rum.

So now I have 3 bottles of Brandy I don't want/like.. actually, it don't taste to bad, but it's not rum.. a little to spicy for me.

So, I here tell "white people" like Brandy (no, not the girl).. and I have 3 bottles of cheap Brandy I'll give to any "white" person that likes Brandy (no, not the girl)... I said FREE.... NO dinero is required. But I should repeat.. it's Brandy, as in alcohol.. not the girl!!!

I would be willing to trade the Brandy for an avocado.


Tue 03 Apr 2012 09:07:47
Name :d
Email :
Message
This song is more my song. How in the world can you ever forget your only true luv? You can never have that again. And the pain never goes away. Expecially when he is taken by sickness or death. I have never thought trying to have the falling in luv thingy ever again. I do have a very very good and close friend and that is the closest I will ever come to
Luv; it's just all gone or used up.
sigh
Sun 25 Mar 2012 08:55:32
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
And I luv the way you luv that... HEH HEH
Sat 24 Mar 2012 02:19:53
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message


Well.. I luv the way you dance and flip your hair.. sigh...


Fri 23 Mar 2012 05:28:57
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
I luv getting edumacated...LOL
Fri 23 Mar 2012 12:57:40
Name :Evil Hanky poo
Email :d
Message

Yep.. that's about it. When I need the accent mark.. I just google the word. Then copy it.

That's why I'm Obi-Juan-Cannoli and you are GRASSHOPPAH!!!


Fri 23 Mar 2012 11:22:58
Name :d
Email :
Message
So do you google it first and then copy & paste? I can drive a tractor but can't type for the life of me.
Thu 22 Mar 2012 08:48:02
Name :cUTTER
Email :Piñata
Message
My wife just copies and pastes. Piñata, Piñata,Piñata as she uses it very much in her upcoming exhibition"El Paso Piñata Extravaganza.'
have a happy
Thu 22 Mar 2012 05:42:36
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
Ha ha ha ha I get it ...It's too complicated for me... He He
Wed 21 Mar 2012 11:46:20
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

Well.. there are certain numbers.. or combinations of computer keys to get right "tilde's.. accents.

But it's a pain. Copy and paste seems to work, if you are quoting something off the internet with a "tilde".

Mon 19 Mar 2012 06:14:46
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
Now how in the Heck do you get that tilde over the n? Like in a pina colada
Mon 19 Mar 2012 04:42:00
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

Well.. since you ain't no Messican, I guess you don't understand OLA!!!

I said OLA to NO bare feet. It's a Messican thing. Ok, not a Messican thing.. it's a "Henry" thing.

Don't pull on my "piñata" unless you want to go where angels fear to tread.

Mon 19 Mar 2012 03:58:09
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
What is OLA to feet?
Mon 19 Mar 2012 03:57:11
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message


I don't know why.. but one of my favorite girlie names is ROXANNE".. but I don't like ROXY.

I think it's because the first girl I ever kissed was a girl named Roxanne.

My mommy had a picture of me in diapers kissing a girl through the fence.. her name was Roxanne.. or JoAnn... what the hell do I know.. I'm just a confused Messican.. LOL

Mon 19 Mar 2012 03:53:09
Name :Evil Hank
Email :tweeting, twittering or what ever the hell you call it..
Message


I'm on rum n coke number #44.. so I'm ok with speaking about my sexual perversions/fetishes.

I DON'T LIKE FEET!!... a girl in white socks, heels, or what ever the heck covers her feet is OLA to me.

FEET!!.. I don't like looking at feet.. especially on a girl.

I'm going to hell, ain't I.... I'm a feet racist?? (that don't even make sense)..LOL

If you are offended by what I said, then what part of HEATHEN board don't you understand?


Mon 19 Mar 2012 03:45:42
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
I tried to change my name but my sister was already Sue. There are a lot of songs about her too. Why is it there are songs about everyone else? Even about Henry. I like donna songs though.They are all nice songs.
Mon 19 Mar 2012 03:18:05
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message


Well.. if truth be known.. I tried to find an oldies song about Phyllis to append to the Lady Godiva video. But I couldn't find any. But I found a lot of songs with the name of Donna.

Which song in you high school days did YOU relate to.. as you?

Mon 19 Mar 2012 12:25:12
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
Earlier post. Ha ha ha ha
The Lady is stuck permanent with plaste,r but I asm stuck with gorilla glue (cement) so I have a little freedom of movement. Don't get too close.
Thu 15 Mar 2012 06:22:55
Name :Evil Hank
Email :dear diary
Message

I'm enjoying my life sooooo much. This is the only time in my life when I was in almost total control of me life.

I can do anything I want.. when ever I want.

I'm sure I don't have much time left on earth.. but damn!!.. I'm having a good time with what time I have left.

Thu 15 Mar 2012 04:58:04
Name :Evil Hank
Email :oldie football fans
Message


Do any of you old guys remember getting this football betting cards, where you pick, like 3 out of 5 winners and win some bucks???

I think you got the cards from some guy connected to the mafia.. or something like that.. LOL

Wed 14 Mar 2012 03:53:13
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

I'm "cemented" to you.. so don't complain about cement... xoxo

Wed 14 Mar 2012 03:33:02
Name :d
Email :
Message
That Lady Godiva is cemented to the horse. No doubt.
Tue 13 Mar 2012 08:57:26
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Lady Godiva
Message


Ok, I put the Lady Godiva video back up for a while.. but it's prolly not what you are expecting.. lol

Tue 13 Mar 2012 06:56:56
Name :Lady Godiva
Email :Henry
Message
What video???
Mon 12 Mar 2012 03:36:14
Name :Evil Hank
Email :WRT/third eye
Message

I think I topped you both with my video of Lady Godiva.. LOL


Mon 12 Mar 2012 02:12:29
Name :donna
Email :hank
Message
I got it...
Mon 12 Mar 2012 01:36:20
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Lady Godiva
Message

The link didn't work for me...


Sun 11 Mar 2012 05:12:38
Name :Lady Godiva
Email :third eye
Message
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.emersonkent.com/images/lady_godiva.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.emersonkent.com/history_notes/lady_godiva.htm&h=486&w=383&sz=28&tbnid=tZV-BDbEMIXM0M:&tbnh=114&tbnw=90&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dlady%2Bgodiva%2Bimages%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=lady+godiva+images&docid=FItBgr0h5dsM8M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Fj9dT8-VM4Xq2QWup9npDg&sqi=2&ved=0CC8Q9QEwAQ&dur=3596
Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:34:52
Name :WRT
Email :third eye
Message
Best post of the year!
Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:52:06
Name :third eye
Email :
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If you find a picture of Lady Godiva riding side saddle please post it. I just want to see how she stays in the saddle. Honest I do.
Sat 10 Mar 2012 12:33:46
Name :WRT
Email :d
Message
Very interesting! I'm going to have to find a picture of that. Side saddle always baffled me, too.
Sat 10 Mar 2012 08:00:42
Name :d
Email :more
Message
You can't see the "holder onners" because the women wear those riding skirts. At of our back yard rodeos we had a race on those saddles, I think it was at the Bajos on Palm Ave. East bound just before our old Suicide hill.
Sat 10 Mar 2012 07:56:37
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank/Goofy
Message
Have you ever seen that rigged up side saddle. You are in so tight even a baby could do it. I DID! IN A RUN!!!
Sat 10 Mar 2012 06:43:46
Name :goofy
Email :
Message
I've come to believe the witchy explanation, every one of them. lol Which western was it?
Fri 09 Mar 2012 07:06:58
Name :Evil Hank
Email :tweeting, twittering or what ever the hell you call it..
Message


Ok.. here's the deal.

I'm laying on my couch.. watching TV.. minding my own business. And this western movie comes on. Well, this girl is riding a horse "side saddle".

How the hell do women stay in the saddle riding "side saddle". It seems they would fall off at the first horsy step. But nooooooo.. they stick like glue to the saddle.

More and more I'm thinking women have some kind of super power.. or.. they are witchy.. very, very witchy.

Fri 09 Mar 2012 12:45:43
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Evil WRT
Message

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

^5 (HIGH FIVE)


Thu 08 Mar 2012 10:35:59
Name :WRT
Email :Evil Hank
Message
If it's psychic power, it's got to be some REALLY strong psychic power. 'Cause, no matter how hard I concentrate, it always overcomes my own counter efforts.
Wed 07 Mar 2012 05:37:09
Name :d
Email :WRT
Message
That is the old slip knot and we used it to tie our horses. From their end of the loop they couldn't budge it but we just tugged the reins and WALLA! we were on our way.
Wed 07 Mar 2012 12:26:08
Name :Evil Hank
Email :WRT
Message


Then there is the thing where girls can wear a dress without straps.

What keeps the dress top from falling?? Do they use glue, tape, psychic power???

Wed 07 Mar 2012 08:11:37
Name :WRT
Email :d
Message
Well women can tie that knot that looks like your shoe lace but with only one loop. They do it with bread and produce and other stuff. Maybe lots of other guys know how...but not me!
Wed 07 Mar 2012 07:55:04
Name :d
Email :WRT
Message
I san still do that even with the old wrinkley skin. Just got to suck it in harder and push it back up to hold. I thought all boys could do slip knots or the fake knots, my brothers can.
Tue 06 Mar 2012 10:13:53
Name :WRT
Email :
Message
Women can also wind a towel around their head like a turban. They can tie a knot in a bread bag that comes undone with a single tug. And, most amazingly of all, they can put a towel around their waste and make it stay!
Mon 05 Mar 2012 02:39:27
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
There is something wrong here. I was the one sleeping on the couch. LOL That's where the TV was.
Mon 05 Mar 2012 01:52:29
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message


Well.. let me say this about that.. some of us men have become destitute paying for you girls wants and needs.

I mean, it's not enough that we (men) kill and die for you.. NOOOOO.. that's not enough!!!.. no, no, we have to remember the anniversary of our first meeting.. your birthday.. your middle name.. pretend that we like your mother... call ONLY your name during sex...

No wonder men love the couch... it's were we usually sleep.


Sun 04 Mar 2012 02:49:40
Name :d
Email :Henry
Message
You would be surprised how many of us women have bad hips from all that carrying babies around. Men just get bad hips from carrying around those huge wallets in their hip pocket. LOL
Sat 03 Mar 2012 03:28:36
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

Well.. I know girls can multi-task.. I've seen them put on their make-up, looking in their rear view mirror and driving at the same time.

I also know a man gets tired of carrying a baby/child... but a girl can carry a child/baby on her hip.. she just's gives a little push of her hip and her child rides her hip.. no problem.

Girls are an amazing species. I'm liking me some girls...


Sat 03 Mar 2012 02:39:35
Name :d
Email :henry
Message
They can even do the shoulder/ear thingy with a cell phone. Not me but I've seen it with my neices.
Fri 02 Mar 2012 06:44:11
Name :Evil Hank
Email :tweeting, twittering or what ever the hell you call it..
Message


Here's the deal... what is it about females that they can hold a phone between their ear and their shoulder.. and then can type, cook, drive a car or whatever.

I've tried to do it and cant even keep the phone from falling off my shoulder, much less be doing stuff with my free hands....

Women seem to have special abilities... so, why do women want to be equal?... do they want men to have all those special abilities??

Thu 23 Feb 2012 03:08:11
Name :Evil Hank
Email :tweeting, twittering or what ever the hell you call it..
Message

I'm actually going online looking for a car like my '79 Vett in the photos above.

I found TWO of them.. but they are both "out of state".. sigh.

I cant afford them. I have a black '97 Camaro Z28.. that's fast and clean, that I would have to trade-in to afford them. But I don't think you can do a trade-in with private parties.

But.. it feels good to wish. Maybe I'm going through "middle age crisis AGAIN. I didn't know you could go through "middle age crises" more then once.

I'm thinkin.. when boys get old.. they still do stupid things that they did when they were a teenager. Do boys ever really change when they become men??... supposedly the only change from a boy to man is the price of their toys.. LOL

Thu 16 Feb 2012 06:18:58
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
I used to be a settler..But that doesn't work in the end. There waws a very long time that I only mingled with family only. Then, a couple years back I was invited to a retirement party for an old classmate. Well it was such fun that all my old friends then invited me to a Breakfast Club. I went to that and now am hardly home any more. Do I miss being a hermit? YES!!! Do I enjoy going to alumni functions? Yes!!!! I hate getting dressed though.
Thu 16 Feb 2012 03:41:14
Name :Evil Hank
Email :
Message

Since we've touched on the subject, I might as well expound, since this is MY board.

I am just like every other guy.. I lub all the same girlie parts all the other guys like.. the girlie parts that make men act stupid. I'm no different.

But, the girl that is going to make me swim the raging river, is the girl with a kind heart. A kind heart is what I will never compromise on. After that... it's the girl who has the best hair and legs.. LOL

rum n coke #8



Thu 16 Feb 2012 03:24:05
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

I don't make myself to your liking.. I don't make myself to anybody's liking... I is what I is.. I yam what I yam... I be what I be... after that, I let the chips fall where they may.

There is a girl out there for me somewhere... we may never meet. And if my girl.. waiting for me, never crosses my path... well, we just have to accept our fate.

Sometimes "settling" is ok.. and some times it's not enough. For me, "settling" is not enough.



Thu 16 Feb 2012 03:29:20
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
If you don't live by the ocean or like pina coladas or walking on the beach at micnight, You are not my kind of guy.LOL
Wed 15 Feb 2012 08:42:51
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
OOOOOOO can I have your number and address????????? Before the sun sets that is.... :-)
Wed 15 Feb 2012 02:02:03
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

I'm your "Valentino" EVERY DAY.. let not the sun go down on our romance... heartache hurts sooo bad.

Wed 15 Feb 2012 02:16:45
Name :d
Email :Henry
Message
WOULD YOU BE MY VALENTINO FOR A DAY???
Sat 11 Feb 2012 12:53:24
Name :Henry
Email :'97 Camaro Z vs '79 Vett
Message

Just for funzies.. I checked on the internet for a 1979 Vet... it seems the '79 Vet has slipped into the "classic car" category. The prices I saw were 2 to 3 times what my '97 Camaro Z28 is worth.. sigh.

My '97 Z is only blue booked at about $5k.. '79 Vets start at about $10k.. and up!

Fri 10 Feb 2012 08:35:49
Name :Ann '75
Email :Henry
Message
Deal.

Name the day and the movie.
Fri 10 Feb 2012 08:23:41
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Ann '75
Message

Change of plans,.. hows about a drive-in movie and some "slow gin fizz"..??

Fri 10 Feb 2012 08:14:43
Name :Ann '75
Email :Henry
Message
Find a malt shoppe and I'll meet you there!
Fri 10 Feb 2012 08:13:12
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Ann '75
Message

You want proof?...

Ask yourself.. when did you EVER ask for proof?.. remember the "back seats"?.. the "home alone" when your parents were gone?...

When did you EVER ask for proof before?.. but noooo.. from me you want proof. You never cared about "proof" before...

I think it's very funny, now that you are older, you want proof.. in your youth you didn't care about "proof".. now you care!

Tell you what.. I'll meet you at the malt shop and we can talk about it.



Fri 10 Feb 2012 08:02:52
Name :Ann '75
Email :Henry
Message
Do you have any proof to back up that promise?
Fri 10 Feb 2012 07:23:52
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Ann '75
Message

Right.. what you said.. BUT, I think I saw an "over the shoulder look".. and a "hair flip".

I know what I know.. and I know what you know.. You cant resist my charms..

Ann.. I'm good at what I do.. I don't promise love.. but I do promise ecstasy...

Fri 10 Feb 2012 07:06:05
Name :Ann '75
Email :Henry
Message
The KING won't be able to understand me tomorrow morning because he'll be a blithering idiot after visiting the QUEEN.
Fri 10 Feb 2012 06:54:39
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Ann '75
Message

Leave your bedroom window open tonight.. then tell me tomorrow morning how the "king" is dead...

Fri 10 Feb 2012 04:01:07
Name :Ann '75
Email :Evil Hanky poo
Message
The "King" died back in '77 and he'll never be replaced.
Fri 10 Feb 2012 02:56:01
Name :Evil Hanky poo
Email :Ann '75
Message

Ok.. but wait until I'm KING OF AMERICA!!!... when that happens, I'm thinkin you're gonna be EXTRA nice to the KING... wink, wink, hint, hint.

Thu 09 Feb 2012 10:02:37
Name :Ann '75
Email :Evil Hank
Message
You're already the king of snakes so you can't possibly become the king of spiders. hehehe
Thu 09 Feb 2012 09:41:04
Name :Evil Hank
Email :my fate?
Message

I just ate a whole box of Girl Scout cookies. I'm trying to think of what the repercussion might be.

Am I a pervert?.. am I going to hell?.. am I going to go into a diabetic coma?.. will I fall in love with a Jehovah Witness?... will I see unicorns in my dreams?... or, will these spiders crawling all over me make me their king?

Thu 09 Feb 2012 07:16:43
Name :Evil Hank
Email :boys and thier toys
Message

I've gotten sooo jazzed remembering about my '79 Corvette.. I'm searching the internet to buy one.

Do I need one?.. NO!!!.. do I already have a great car.. YES!!.. I have a 1997 black Camaro Z.. and it "scoots"!!

Yet.. I want a 1979 Vet.. again. Do men ever get old.. really?.. I don't think so.

I only drive once a week at the most.. yet I want a Corvette... why?.. cuz I'M A MAN!!

Wed 08 Feb 2012 08:31:50
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
Yeppers she is beautiful alright. Dang you should be dead. Been on that 405 quite a few times going to Santa Maria. I can see how you would miss that car. Bet your insurance was pretty expensive.
Wed 08 Feb 2012 03:38:32
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Jo
Message

A blonde in a hot red Firebird?... crashing seems a small price to pay for the turned heads you must have caused.. LOL

Wed 08 Feb 2012 03:17:08
Name :Jo
Email :
Message
That's why I got rid of my '98 red Firebird...everytime it rained the damn thing went airborne and I was also outrunning my headlights...started scaring me....I got rear ended 3 times in the thing...just to low to the ground for people to see.....
Wed 08 Feb 2012 02:54:39
Name :Evil Hank
Email :thank God
Message

The crash on the 405 with my Corvette...

I was on my way to work.. it must have been about 6am.. still dark. It was raining hard. I was in the far left, fast lane.

I hit a puddle.. my car hydroplaned.. I had ZERO control. In a second my car had hit the concrete divider and was pointed towards the stars.. my headlights of course were pointed upwards. In an instant I knew I had to get out of the car before someone hit me.

I managed to get out of the car and ran as far as I could, forward, away from the car. And just a second later a white Mustang ran into my car. Since my headlights were pointed skyward and my car was a dark color.. nobody could see me until it was too late.

That was my second "near death" experience. If there is such a thing as a "guardian angel".. I have one, twice over.



Wed 08 Feb 2012 12:46:46
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

The Corvette was a metallic dark green.. at night it looked black unless there was partial light.

It was a 1979.. not a good year for Corvettes. But I had a hotsy totsy distributor put in.. and a "1 over stock" cam put it. It wasn't that fast.. BUT, DAMN IT LOOKED GOOD.. AND SOUNDED BETTER.

The loping idle.. the throaty sound.. man-o-man did I love that car. I would give most anything to have another one like it.

The '79 had that "coke bottle shape"... just loved it.. just loved it...

Tue 07 Feb 2012 06:19:25
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
What color was it? The car I mean.
Tue 07 Feb 2012 02:38:22
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

Yeah, I haven't had the time to annoy people as much as I used to.

The puzzle board is taking up all my time. Prolly a good thing, right?.. hahaha

When I had my Corvette.. my personalized license plate was "STAMINA"... a subliminal message to all the girls.. so don't count me out on ANYTHING!!

Once when I was cruising in my T-Top Corvette late in the evening... this car load of young people pulled up next to me and the driver offered me $100 to buy my license plate.. I said NO.. he said, well how much??

I just laughed... I was soooo pretty and hunky and SOOO "Mr. Rico Suave".. LOL.

oh those were the days my friend.


Tue 07 Feb 2012 11:17:13
Name :d
Email :
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I'm going on here so the webmaster doesn't discontinue this board. It was a fun board.It was good for old cronies to think they were still horny and cute and sexy. Ha ha ha ha ha
Mon 06 Feb 2012 03:51:54
Name :d
Email :
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Hello? (knock knock) Is anybody here?
Thu 02 Feb 2012 04:14:05
Name :d
Email :evil Hank
Message
Looked it up and Saw it. It's not a very good likeness....LOL
Wed 01 Feb 2012 01:28:38
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

You better stay off of my radar... I don't play.. 'lesson I'm playin.. and when I'm playin.. I'm pretty dang irresistible!!

If you look up "swoon" in the dictionary.. you will find a picture of Evil me...

Sun 22 Jan 2012 03:08:56
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
Let's change the title to the video to:
Hot Hank picking up Evil Chicks.....LOL
Sat 21 Jan 2012 08:00:01
Name :Desiree
Email :Sweet Innocent Hank/The fire of Hades
Message
Hell hath no wrath like Evil Hank. No matter, the show must go on and we actually enjoy putting up with him.
Sat 21 Jan 2012 06:06:10
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
I luvved being pregenant. Just not getting pregenant. So only got there twice but if Eros is a good thing it wasn't by him then.
Sat 21 Jan 2012 05:13:50
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

If you don't know who "Eros" is.. then you prolly got pregnant a few times.

That couldn't have been all that of a bad thing.. right?

Sat 21 Jan 2012 04:57:24
Name :d
Email :H
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Is Eros's a good thing or a bad thing?
Should I Laugh or Cry? Now you know I am fragile.LOL
Sat 21 Jan 2012 04:34:59
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Dear Diary
Message

I tormented me some Mariner grasshoppahs today.. just like yesterday and all the days before.

I wonder what makes me so EVIL?... I don't know. Dear god.. it ain't easy being me. You gave me a mountain I cant climb.

Sat 21 Jan 2012 03:36:33
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Cutter
Message

Yep.. 'ceptin if I think "d" is comin over.. then I unlock my door.

"Eros's" work shall be done.. and you of all people, should know how that works.

Sat 21 Jan 2012 09:07:40
Name :Cutter to 'd' and Hank and Ralph
Email :Watch Out Hank
Message
"d' is preparing for a home invasion. You do have a dead lock, right?
Sat 21 Jan 2012 03:05:03
Name :d
Email :Cutter
Message
You would not see me try to run a whole block. I am getting better, thanks to the drugs. I know how you feel about that. But I can go two flights of stairs with out doubling over trying to breath. Look out H when I can do three. LOL
Fri 20 Jan 2012 08:05:56
Name :Cutter to 'd' and Hank and Ralph
Email :Look at 'D', See How She Runs
Message
Ha, Ha, Ha. Heavy breathing. Even if one has an oxygen tank?
have a happy
Fri 20 Jan 2012 03:33:25
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
Just think how scary that would be if you were too better?
Fri 20 Jan 2012 02:54:20
Name :Evil Hank
Email :tormenting grasshoppahs
Message

My 2012 New Year's resolution was to be gooder then I was last year. It's the same New Years resolution I have EVERY year.

But I cant seem to overcome my badness. I'm still tormenting me some Mariners on our website, at every turn.

God help me... cuz I lubs it so.

Fri 20 Jan 2012 12:31:51
Name :d
Email :Cutter
Message
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again
Thu 19 Jan 2012 08:47:57
Name :Hot Demon
Email :Old Irons
Message
Hank, go to the flea market and buy a couple of old irons...the kind Mommy used. They make great barbels.
have a happy
Tue 17 Jan 2012 08:23:39
Name :Cutter to 'd' and Hank and Ralph
Email :Use Your Belt
Message
Hank, your belt is a great exercise tool. Just look at any exercise workout with barbels or springs and or stretching materials. Just copy. Be sure to breath out when stressing and in when relaxing. Do 15-20 minutes a day, have a shot of water and do a quick walk on the beach or pier. Watch the old diet along the way. No #42 wines or rum.
have a happy
Lub, Tomas
Tue 17 Jan 2012 12:05:08
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Jo
Message

I figured out why my chair was moving.

Since I retired 5 years ago.. I've been doin nuttin but sittin on the couch and on my computer chair, and it has caused all my muscles to atrophy.

Now I have to lean on everything I can reach so as not to fall. And without realizing it I keep leaning on this one chair as I pass by.. and have been moving it an inch at a time until it became noticeably moved from it's original position.

So, the ghost turned out to be old man, dufus Hank. If I don't start exercising pretty soon.. I won't be able to get up off the couch.

I gave my bar bells and other weight lifting equipment away a few years ago. Maybe that was a mistake.. LOL

Mon 16 Jan 2012 12:22:11
Name :Jo
Email :
Message
Maybe your furniture is moving around cause you put your address on the internet and told everyone you leave your door open...sneaky people are coming in and doing it to drive you nuts...:)
Sun 15 Jan 2012 06:50:21
Name :d
Email :Evil hanky
Message
I was up by the beach a while ago and this ambulance went up past also up towards the beach. All this talk about falling and stuff made me think of you and then the ambulance came back with the siren on. Had you not posted within 15 minutes of that I would have gone to see if you were alive. Scary,huh? If you had no clothes on I would have fainted and then there would have to be two stinking ambulances. SHEESH I really need to see that shrink now. Or start drinking. The shrink is cheaper. LOL
Sun 15 Jan 2012 06:28:34
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Little Miss
Message

Or.. I could be that I'm missing a girlie poo that used to keep my apt in tip top shape.

The mind is a wonderful thing.. but it can make you anal-istic.

Sun 15 Jan 2012 06:18:45
Name :Little Miss
Email :Henry
Message
Maybe you have a ghost. LOL
Sun 15 Jan 2012 06:06:38
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Tweeting.. or twitering or what ever the hell you call it..
Message

Ok.. here's the deal. Some of my furniture is moving. I don't like that.

One minute my chair is there.. and the next minute my chair is some place else.

I go to sit down in my chair and I fall on my ass.. my chair ain't where it's supposed to be.. or where it was a few minutes ago.

Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinkin.. it's the rum n coke.. NOPE, even when I'm sober, which is surprising to you that I'm ever sober.. it still happens.

I'm sure it's not the rum n coke.. I'm guessing its all the chili peppers I eat. I don't know, I'm reaching for straws.

Since I lost my hair.. everything has changed.. girls don't like me no more. Girls are sooo shallow!!

I bet if I had hair my chair would stay in place.

NO.. don't be callin 911... well, not until I put on some clothes.

Sun 15 Jan 2012 08:14:25
Name :d
Email :
Message
Speaking of Buddy Holly. Remember the awesome True Luv Ways Video Hanky Poo put on one of these boards? I play that clip quite often. I also have the song ear marked on my MP3 to play on demand at work. That is one of my happy songs, amongst many. sigh
Sat 14 Jan 2012 06:06:48
Name :Cutter to 'd' and Hank and Ralph
Email :Hany Poo
Message
Rave on....Buddy Holly

& have a happy
Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:55:29
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Cutter
Message

You think it's bad now?... surely you're old enough to remember the traveling medicine men in the old west that sold tonics that would cure EVERYTHING!!

Those evil pharmaceutical companies are making billions and billions selling drugs. And would they be making drugs if they couldn't make billions and billions?.

You want to cry and rail at the pharmaceutical companies.. the ones saving your life and making your life less sufferable? The pharmaceutical companies are making life tolerable if not wonderful for millions and millions of people.

What the hell difference does it make if the CEO's of pharmaceuticals are driving Rolls Royces and you are driven a Chevy? That pisses you off?.. some drugs work and some don't. But each generation gets better and more safer drugs.

How would your life be, without those evil pharmaceutical companies?


Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:27:51
Name :d
Email :Cutter
Message
Thanks big brother. I have been wondering why whey want me to go there. The best reason I can come up with is because I was overseas during Vietnam. Well at the very beginning. I processed most of those kids from Germany 97th General Hospital to the ships that took them to Vietnam. I think they feel anyone in the service at that time is whacked, so we all get to go get our heads shrinked. Just another sample of how I am such a late bloomer. They just now are sending me there. Shucks I am mild and sweet and caring and sweet and sweet....LOL.....
Fri 13 Jan 2012 08:02:10
Name :Cutter
Email :Psychiatry Destroying Pupils
Message
'D', I taught schol for 30 years and I saw so many kids ruined on the drugs they were given by Psy's...ruined for life.
children and teens are being treated for ADHD in record numbers. Young children with behavioral problems are drugged and in short order many of them develop bipolar disorder. Why? Easy,because of the drugs. These innocents are permanently branded as mentally ill and yes indeed, have to take the poisons for the rest of their lives.

There is slim evidence that the drugs they dispense actually do help some people...if we are getting the truth.IMO, a strong one, these drugs prescribed for mental illness cause even greater problems and ill health over the long haul for most patients. However, the pharmaceutical companies are laughing all the way to the bank with their nasty loot. The psychiatric MD's and their other brethren in chaoots know this well and will do what they must to make sure you don’t!
I am a sap, I have ADD, so punish me with psychiatry and hurt me more than prison could.

Not a happy
Fri 13 Jan 2012 07:49:43
Name :Cutter
Email :Psycho Psychiatrists
Message
Careful 'D'. Many of those shrinks are nut cases themselves. And they force you to take drugs....Oh yes. Haven't you heard od weird psychiatrists that likely need their patients to evaluate them?
Careful of the happy
Fri 13 Jan 2012 06:05:29
Name :d
Email :Ralph/Henry
Message
SHOOT I was so serious but that was funnier than all get out. Thanks for the pun. One thing is I do have a heart beat so maybe I am walking dead.
Maybe been watching to many dark series and movies. I think the Ding bat whisperer is a great idea. I cried the whole time I was in there. Now they think I am quite the psycho whacko. See Henry? You were right the whole time.
Fri 13 Jan 2012 03:26:45
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Ralph
Message

LOL...hahahahahahaaha..

Fri 13 Jan 2012 02:53:21
Name :Ralph
Email :
Message
d,

If you don't have a temperature you're in trouble.
Fri 13 Jan 2012 12:19:46
Name :Evil Hankster
Email :d
Message

Ah... sounds like a lot of trouble. Why don't you just go to a "ding-bat whisperer"???

Fri 13 Jan 2012 10:33:07
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
They're sending me to a shrink. I'll pretend it's my drem and get your answer..LOL..I hope they don't put me in a padded cell. One thing probably pushing me over the edge lately is my blood pressure is a little high so we are going to start there. And back on the water pills to relieve the swelling and dumpy feeling. I got a temperature too so I must be hot and bothered AS WELL. HEH HEH
Thu 12 Jan 2012 07:21:07
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Tweeting.. or twitering or what ever the hell you call it..
Message

My dreams keep driving me wacka doodle... I've had this dream for many years.. I keep having it.

I dream I'm at work and my boss gives me a promotion and a giant raise. But I never see it... I keep waiting and waiting.. I keep looking forward to my check... and my check is always somewhere where I'm not. I have to restrain myself from going to my boss and asking him.. "where the hell is my raise on my check"!!

And I wake up really angry and frustrated. I wake up thinking that I'm going to be able to buy stuff and/or pay off some bills as soon as I get my check.

And I get even more angry because after a while I realize it was just a dream. And that I don't have a job.. I didn't get a friggen promotion or a giant raise.. then I really get more pisster off.. or is it depressed?


Tue 10 Jan 2012 07:05:29
Name :d
Email :Evil Hank
Message
HA HA HA HA I remember that saunter. I always pretended to forget my combination to watch (behind your back, of course) LOL I thought that all of us kids from the Catholic School would get lockers close to each other. But NOOOO mine had to be in the same block as Mr Vargas. :-) My first initiation of public school.
Tue 10 Jan 2012 04:44:47
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

Well.. if you remember Elvis.. then you remember ME!!.. when I sauntered through the halls of Mar Vista High.. all the girls gave a breathless sigh...

For the record, Elvis learned everything from sweet, innocent Hank. Don't hate me for being pretty.

Mon 09 Jan 2012 03:37:25
Name :d
Email :Cutter/Evil Hank
Message
My sister shares the same birthday. I remembered Elvis' but almost forgot my sisters' There is something terribly wrong with my memory banks lately.
Mon 09 Jan 2012 01:16:32
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Cutter
Message

It don't get no better then the King...

Sun 08 Jan 2012 08:34:40
Name :Cutter
Email :Elvis
Message
Viva Elvis
Fri 06 Jan 2012 06:42:36
Name :Hound Dog
Email :Suspenders Too
Message
How nice a song. I remember well, I went from rags to britches to bitches.
Fri 06 Jan 2012 06:40:52
Name :Cutter
Email :Dem Necks In Hell
Message
Vampira is there too. Say what?
Fri 06 Jan 2012 02:48:06
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Cutter
Message

You know what.. in that video.. all the girls have one thing in common.. a tasty looking neck.

Evil Hank likes him some girlie neck.

Rum n coke # what ever the hell it is.. I forget.

I know, I know.. I'm going to hell.. BUT, that's where the bestest girls are!!

Thu 05 Jan 2012 07:45:44
Name :Cutter
Email :Old duffer Video of Hank
Message
That video is living proof that old age is really old age. Have a happy
Thu 05 Jan 2012 10:46:56
Name :Evil Hank
Email :Justice served!!
Message

The Texas police shoot a 15yr boy for threatening people with a gun at school. Turns out the gun was a pellet gun. OH WELL!!!... HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!!!

Well, to the people who are against guns and say that having a gun never stopped anybody from being kilted.

Well.. it seems some Texas mom with here baby shot someone that was breaking down her door with bad intentions.

SOMEBODY GIVE THAT MOM A FRIGGEN AWARD!!!
Thu 05 Jan 2012 03:45:26
Name :d
Email :
Message
I'm starting to like crossing the border more every night. Got free yogurt and giant hug from one of the very young little vendor boys. Now two of them compete to serve me. Ain't it sweet to be luvved at this old age? And to think that I was warned about being kidnapped??? Well I think I'll be the kidnapper real soon. HHHMMMM what would I do once I kidnapped one or two of them though???? Danged if I can remember.. It was a good idea though I think!?!?Dream on old lady!!!!
Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:25:59
Name :Little Miss
Email :Evil Hank picking up hot Chicks
Message
LMAO
Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:21:25
Name :d
Email :Dpnna
Message
I've been rockin out on here since I got back on. It's so boring at work have to be there for eight and a half hours and work for about two of them. Sorry I sort of take over the boards when no one else is on during that time of night. LOL two more nites to go beware, and fair warning.
Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:16:00
Name :Donna
Email :d
Message
I definitely remember that song!
That's the one Warren used to sing when we first "met" again after all those years...

Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:00:53
Name :d
Email :
Message
A LEGACY OF TWO TRUE PLAYERS CALLED EVIL HANK AND JAWBONE

I must have been through about a million girls

I'd luv 'em then I'd leave them alone

I didn't care how much they cried, no sir

Their tears left me cold as a stone

It used to be when I'd see a girl that I liked

I'd get out my book and write down her name

But when the grass got greener over on the other side

I'd just tear out that page.

Mon 02 Jan 2012 04:50:42
Name :d
Email :
Message
Now this is the perfect DIVORCE BOARD SONG
Mon 02 Jan 2012 03:14:44
Name :d
Email :
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Yes!!!! I just got home and all my stress of the week is gone, I say. GONE!!! Now I just luv every body. I think I'll start a web site and sell sum of this luv real cheap. LOL
Mon 02 Jan 2012 03:11:23
Name :d
Email :Evil Hanky Poo
Message
Why are you so durned good at everything. I wear my self out trying to compete and yet stay a loser. (whimpering sound)
Mon 02 Jan 2012 02:50:44
Name :Evil Hank
Email :d
Message

I'm betting that there are going to be 10 times as many people come to my funeral as yours.

Of course, the ones coming to my funeral will be cheering.. and the ones that come to yours will be crying.

If it's just a popularity contest.. I will win again.. I always win.

Mon 02 Jan 2012 09:58:40
Name :d
Email :
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I am the biggest chicken of all the looki loos. but I'm jumping in and starting my new years thing and stop being such a chicken. I've still got lots to say before I end my life cycle. HOORAH!!!! I'm on a mission to find my "TRUE" friends. I have always wondered if I had a funeral who would actually come to it?? LOL Oh, should this go on the trivia board???LOL
Sun 01 Jan 2012 11:43:14
Name :Webmaster
Email :refreshed
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